No2Twitter

No Twitter
My lack of patience in order to understand all the hype around Twitter, made me do this… And I’ve actually tried it!
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Entrepreneur is something I learned in TwitterUnfortunately only 2 of my 6489 friends made it to my bday partyYou're such a retwardedI just twitted my pantsI just like to say CEOTwitter is nothing more than permissive spamI'm a sexy blue eyes blond. That's why I'm on TwitterPissing... shaking... damn. My other hand didnt help so now I'm wetSometimes I still think my 348 followers really care about what I'm doing right nowYou give the bird a lift and suddenly you have the fuckin whale in the car too

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